prussianmoose:

creativereadingfanfiction:

hiphopocliedes:

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

I love this description of tumblr.

no one man should have that much youtubes…

leighalanna:

badjewess:

leighalanna:

i had an eighty minute session today that was fifteen minutes actual work in my job description, and sixty five minutes of listening to a grown man utterly unable to keep himself from sobbing about his maybe-breakup. 

i feel real good about my relationships atm.

Lmao, clients like this crack me up. Like, maybe you wouldn’t have relationship issues if you didn’t cheat on your SO with escorts, but whatever *counts my money*

so, that was the funny part. that’s why they were maybe-breaking-up.

because she cheated. 

….and he just couldn’t handle the notion that the person he loved was having meaningless sexual encounters with someone else.

i mean, technically, i’ve known him longer than she has.  so does that make her the other woman?