Alright so here’s the deal: I have a lot of books. A lot a lot of books. And now it looks fairly certain that we’ll be moving back to England when our lease is up at the end of January. PANIC MODE IS OFFICIALLY INITIATED.
What does this have to do with you? Well, it means I currently have a lot of books that need to go! So I’m having a book giveaway because this is better than giving them back to the thrift shops. Wanted to try a book out but couldn’t afford it? Now’s your chance! Want to try something entirely different? What an opportunity! Don’t have enough books? Of course you fucking don’t! Have enough books? Don’t fucking lie!
I will ship this shit pretty much anywhere. If you have any questions about whether or not I’ll ship to whatever rock you live under, just feel free to ask!
Rules:
- You gotta be following me. I ain’t quite that charitable that I’ll give away shit to strangers, y’see.
- Likes do not count. Only reblogs count.
- Multiple reblogs are allowed; I will literally never turn down extra exposure to more people I can irritate.
- Deadline is 11:59pm EST on 7 December, 2015. Reblogs after that receive only my appreciation, not my consideration.
- Three (3) randomly selected winners will be announced by no later than 5:00pm EST 10 December, 2015. You’ll be tagged in the announcement post, so make sure to check on that shit.
- I am only giving away books. Don’t ask for any of the props in the pictures cause that’s all they are.
- Don’t like how I categorised the books? Great! Send me an ask and tell me how far I had my head up my ass! They will be answered publicly.
Prizes:
- First Prize – Four (4) books of your choice. You get first pick.
- Second Prize – Three (3) books of your choice. You get to choose after the first winner.
- Third Prize – Two (2) books of your choice. You choose from what’s left over.
The Books:
That Really Happened! (Nonfiction):
- In The Beginning…Was The Command Line, by Neal Stephenson
- The Confessions of St Augustine
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed, by Jared Diamond
- Knuckle Sandwich, by Jason Peacock
- Enough is Enough, Get Control of Your Stuff!, by Wendy Ellin
- A Short History of Nearly Everything, by Bill Bryson
- I’m A Stranger Here Myself, by Bill Bryson
For the Kid in All of Us (YA/Children’s):
- Holes, by Louis Sachar
- A Wrinkle In Time, by Madeleine L’Engle
- Be An Interplanatary Spy: Red Rocket, by Seth McEvoy
- Hatchet, by Gary Paulsen
- Holes, by Louis Sachar
- The Outsiders, by S.E. Hinton
- Mr Funderburk Meets 5A, by Terry Markoff
- Thieves of the Flame, by Audrey Schied
- project e.d.e.n., by B Mauritz
Famous Dead White Guys…and one really good African author!
(The Classics/School Summer Reading List):
- The Scarlet Letter, by Nathaniel Hawthorne
- Julius Caesar, by Shakespeare
- The Old Man and the Sea, by Ernest Hemingway
- Things Fall Apart, by Chinua Achebe
All Others:
- The Old Dog Barks Backwards, by Ogden Nash
- Jack & Jill, by James Patterson
- Naked Pictures of Famous People, by Jon Stewart
- The Green Mile, by Stephen King
guys please i am literally trying to give you free shit work with me here
Y’all got one more day to get your reblogs in. These are real actual books, that really exist, and people have received lovely books from me before. C’mon there’s really no catch I just don’t want these to get destroyed in a thrift shop and desperately need to get rid of them.
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Alright so here’s the deal: I have a lot of books. A lot a lot of books. And now it looks fairly certain that we’ll be moving back to England when our lease is up at the end of January. PANIC MODE IS OFFICIALLY INITIATED.
What does this have to do with you? Well, it means I currently have a lot of books that need to go! So I’m having a book giveaway because this is better than giving them back to the thrift shops. Wanted to try a book out but couldn’t afford it? Now’s your chance! Want to try something entirely different? What an opportunity! Don’t have enough books? Of course you fucking don’t! Have enough books? Don’t fucking lie!
I will ship this shit pretty much anywhere. If you have any questions about whether or not I’ll ship to whatever rock you live under, just feel free to ask!
Rules:
- You gotta be following me. I ain’t quite that charitable that I’ll give away shit to strangers, y’see.
- Likes do not count. Only reblogs count.
- Multiple reblogs are allowed; I will literally never turn down extra exposure to more people I can irritate.
- Deadline is 11:59pm EST on 7 December, 2015. Reblogs after that receive only my appreciation, not my consideration.
- Three (3) randomly selected winners will be announced by no later than 5:00pm EST 10 December, 2015. You’ll be tagged in the announcement post, so make sure to check on that shit.
- I am only giving away books. Don’t ask for any of the props in the pictures cause that’s all they are.
- Don’t like how I categorised the books? Great! Send me an ask and tell me how far I had my head up my ass! They will be answered publicly.
Prizes:
- First Prize – Four (4) books of your choice. You get first pick.
- Second Prize – Three (3) books of your choice. You get to choose after the first winner.
- Third Prize – Two (2) books of your choice. You choose from what’s left over.
The Books:
That Really Happened! (Nonfiction):
- In The Beginning…Was The Command Line, by Neal Stephenson
- The Confessions of St Augustine
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed, by Jared Diamond
- Knuckle Sandwich, by Jason Peacock
- Enough is Enough, Get Control of Your Stuff!, by Wendy Ellin
- A Short History of Nearly Everything, by Bill Bryson
- I’m A Stranger Here Myself, by Bill Bryson
For the Kid in All of Us (YA/Children’s):
- Holes, by Louis Sachar
- A Wrinkle In Time, by Madeleine L’Engle
- Be An Interplanatary Spy: Red Rocket, by Seth McEvoy
- Hatchet, by Gary Paulsen
- Holes, by Louis Sachar
- The Outsiders, by S.E. Hinton
- Mr Funderburk Meets 5A, by Terry Markoff
- Thieves of the Flame, by Audrey Schied
- project e.d.e.n., by B Mauritz
Famous Dead White Guys…and one really good African author!
(The Classics/School Summer Reading List):
- The Scarlet Letter, by Nathaniel Hawthorne
- Julius Caesar, by Shakespeare
- The Old Man and the Sea, by Ernest Hemingway
- Things Fall Apart, by Chinua Achebe
All Others:
- The Old Dog Barks Backwards, by Ogden Nash
- Jack & Jill, by James Patterson
- Naked Pictures of Famous People, by Jon Stewart
- The Green Mile, by Stephen King
guys please i am literally trying to give you free shit work with me here
Y’all got one more day to get your reblogs in. These are real actual books, that really exist, and people have received lovely books from me before. C’mon there’s really no catch I just don’t want these to get destroyed in a thrift shop and desperately need to get rid of them.
Alright so here’s the deal: I have a lot of books. A lot a lot of books. And now it looks fairly certain that we’ll be moving back to England when our lease is up at the end of January. PANIC MODE IS OFFICIALLY INITIATED.
What does this have to do with you? Well, it means I currently have a lot of books that need to go! So I’m having a book giveaway because this is better than giving them back to the thrift shops. Wanted to try a book out but couldn’t afford it? Now’s your chance! Want to try something entirely different? What an opportunity! Don’t have enough books? Of course you fucking don’t! Have enough books? Don’t fucking lie!
I will ship this shit pretty much anywhere. If you have any questions about whether or not I’ll ship to whatever rock you live under, just feel free to ask!
Rules:
- You gotta be following me. I ain’t quite that charitable that I’ll give away shit to strangers, y’see.
- Likes do not count. Only reblogs count.
- Multiple reblogs are allowed; I will literally never turn down extra exposure to more people I can irritate.
- Deadline is 11:59pm EST on 7 December, 2015. Reblogs after that receive only my appreciation, not my consideration.
- Three (3) randomly selected winners will be announced by no later than 5:00pm EST 10 December, 2015. You’ll be tagged in the announcement post, so make sure to check on that shit.
- I am only giving away books. Don’t ask for any of the props in the pictures cause that’s all they are.
- Don’t like how I categorised the books? Great! Send me an ask and tell me how far I had my head up my ass! They will be answered publicly.
Prizes:
- First Prize – Four (4) books of your choice. You get first pick.
- Second Prize – Three (3) books of your choice. You get to choose after the first winner.
- Third Prize – Two (2) books of your choice. You choose from what’s left over.
The Books:
That Really Happened! (Nonfiction):
- In The Beginning…Was The Command Line, by Neal Stephenson
- The Confessions of St Augustine
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed, by Jared Diamond
- Knuckle Sandwich, by Jason Peacock
- Enough is Enough, Get Control of Your Stuff!, by Wendy Ellin
- A Short History of Nearly Everything, by Bill Bryson
- I’m A Stranger Here Myself, by Bill Bryson
For the Kid in All of Us (YA/Children’s):
- Holes, by Louis Sachar
- A Wrinkle In Time, by Madeleine L’Engle
- Be An Interplanatary Spy: Red Rocket, by Seth McEvoy
- Hatchet, by Gary Paulsen
- Holes, by Louis Sachar
- The Outsiders, by S.E. Hinton
- Mr Funderburk Meets 5A, by Terry Markoff
- Thieves of the Flame, by Audrey Schied
- project e.d.e.n., by B Mauritz
Famous Dead White Guys…and one really good African author!
(The Classics/School Summer Reading List):
- The Scarlet Letter, by Nathaniel Hawthorne
- Julius Caesar, by Shakespeare
- The Old Man and the Sea, by Ernest Hemingway
- Things Fall Apart, by Chinua Achebe
All Others:
- The Old Dog Barks Backwards, by Ogden Nash
- Jack & Jill, by James Patterson
- Naked Pictures of Famous People, by Jon Stewart
- The Green Mile, by Stephen King
guys please i am literally trying to give you free shit work with me here
Alright so here’s the deal: I have a lot of books. A lot a lot of books. And now it looks fairly certain that we’ll be moving back to England when our lease is up at the end of January. PANIC MODE IS OFFICIALLY INITIATED.
What does this have to do with you? Well, it means I currently have a lot of books that need to go! So I’m having a book giveaway because this is better than giving them back to the thrift shops. Wanted to try a book out but couldn’t afford it? Now’s your chance! Want to try something entirely different? What an opportunity! Don’t have enough books? Of course you fucking don’t! Have enough books? Don’t fucking lie!
I will ship this shit pretty much anywhere. If you have any questions about whether or not I’ll ship to whatever rock you live under, just feel free to ask!
Rules:
Prizes:
The Books:
That Really Happened! (Nonfiction):
For the Kid in All of Us (YA/Children’s):
Famous Dead White Guys…and one really good African author!
(The Classics/School Summer Reading List):
All Others:
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