You know at first I was just gonna get annoyed that they think this is ‘different standards of beauty’ but then I just got flummoxed because the game artists were so desperate for that female human to have a thigh gap they literally gave her rICKETS?!?!
honestly game designers, just make all companions romanceable, don’t question it, dont think “No one’s gonna want to fuck the dwarf/qunari/undead grandma/sentient living statue/toaster robot/radiation burn victim” bc somewhere, out there, someone absolutely does.
If you achieve 100% completion of Super Mario Advance 3: Yoshi’s Island, you will see this screen, where the number filled in the blank is the number of lives you have lost on that save file, plus one. This might imply that whenever Yoshi loses a life, it’s not the same Yoshi that restarts the level, but a new Yoshi to take the old one’s place.
Congratulations! Your blunders have killed over 100 Yoshis
Waiting for Winter 