imguiltyofthis:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

I’d have killed for this level of competency. I wrote my undergrad dissertation non-sequentially, then didn’t edit it, and didn’t read it until less than half an hour before I was supposed to defend it. It was the most incomprehensible load of dogshit I’ve ever heaved onto paper but I already knew it’d gotten inexplicably high marks so I knew if I just stood my ground in defense it would hold water. 

In other news my undergrad uni is basically a degree mill because if they’ll grade that dissertation highly they’ll let anyone graduate.