
Tag: same
my aesthetic: thomas wearing the captain’s armband with the flag upside down
me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*
me:.,.. ok.,.. that can’t be comfy
me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*
callout post for myself
– never sleeps when I need to
– cries at anything
– fakes positivity
– spends money impulsively
– requires constant validation
– clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something
– laughs at own unfunny jokes
When I see a cat
Me: [ sharp inhale of breath ]
Me: It’s a cat. Omg. Kitty. Hi sweet kitty. Come here. I love you.
when you suck in your foreign language class
When I see a cat
Me: [ sharp inhale of breath ]
Me: It’s a cat. Omg. Kitty. Hi sweet kitty. Come here. I love you.

one of my favourite things is seeing people carrying flowers around in public.
where are they going? who are the flowers for? is it their mums birthday? did someone move house?
who knows!! not me!!!Whenever I see a man carrying flowers my thought is always ‘he must have fucked up’

