Tag: same
me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast
me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch
me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
other ppl on tumblr: have cliques groupchats @ each other all the time
me: lonely hermit talks to myself reblogs memes
Where are you outside Tumblr?
Oh man, with the news that Yahoo has devalued Tumblr, then why don’t we do one of these.
Tag this post with where you’d like to be found outside Tumblr. Just in case.
ex: #ao3: myusernamehere, #twitter: myusernamehere, #dreamwidth: myusername here
catch me deep in the woods booty ass naked living like sasquatch

tbh if i was given the chance i’d trade my uterus for a bag of Doritos and a cool looking rock
i literally wear the same three outfits every week i’m only a tier or two above a cartoon character it makes me sad
Concept:
Me, actually replying to a message, instead of leaving it so long it’s weird to reply because I don’t know how to answer
Me, while doing any sort of academic writing: call me Elastigirl because that’s a stretch
“all that matters is that u tried ur best”
me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*
me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did



