Alright so here’s the deal: I have a lot of books. A lot a lot of books. Not to fear, though! Husband got me a Kindle for Crimbo. So I’ve been working to replace a lot of my physical books with electronic copies.
What does this have to do with you? Well, it means I currently have a lot of books that need to go! So I’m having a book giveaway because this is better than giving them back to the thrift shops. Wanted to try a new author out? Now’s your chance! Want to try something entirely different? What an opportunity! Don’t have enough books? Of course you don’t! Have enough books? Don’t lie!
I will ship this shit pretty much anywhere. If you have any questions about whether or not I’ll ship to whatever rock you live under, just feel free to ask!
Rules:
You gotta be following me. I ain’t quite that charitable that I’ll give away shit to strangers, y’see.
Likes do not count. Only reblogs count.
Multiple reblogs are allowed; I will literally never turn down extra exposure to more people I can irritate.
Deadline is 11:59pm EST on 31 October, 2015. Reblogs after that receive only my appreciation, not my consideration.
Three (3) randomly selected winners will be announced by no later than 5:00pm EST 3 November 2015. You’ll be tagged in the announcement post, so make sure to check on that shit.
I am only giving away books. Don’t ask for any of the props in the pictures cause that’s all they are.
Don’t like how I categorised the books? Great! Send me an ask and tell me how far I had my head up my ass! They will be answered publicly.
Prizes:
First Prize – Three (3) books of your choice. You get first pick.
Second Prize – Two (2) books of your choice. You get to choose after the first winner.
Third Prize – One (1) book of your choice. You choose from what’s left over.
The Books:
That Really Happened! (Nonfiction)
In The Beginning…Was The Command Line, by Neal Stephenson
The Confessions of St Augustine
Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed, by Jared Diamond
Knuckle Sandwich, by Jason Peacock
Enough is Enough, Get Control of Your Stuff!, by Wendy Ellin
For the Kid in All of Us (YA/Children’s)
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Slippery Slope, by Lemony Snicket
A Wrinkle In Time, by Madeleine L’Engle
Be An Interplanatary Spy: Red Rocket, by Seth McEvoy
Hatchet, by Gary Paulsen
Holes, by Louis Sachar
Artemis Fowl, by Eoin Colfer
Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, by Eoin Colfer
Mr Funderburk Meets 5A, by Terry Markoff
Thieves of the Flame, by Audrey Schied
project e.d.e.n., by B Mauritz
Famous Dead White Guys (The Classics/School Summer Reading List):
The Scarlet Letter, by Nathaniel Hawthorne
Julius Caesar, by Shakespeare
The Old Man and the Sea, by Ernest Hemingway
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, by Kurt Vonnegut
All Others
The Old Dog Barks Backwards, by Ogden Nash
Jack & Jill, by James Patterson
Naked Pictures of Famous People, by Jon Stewart
Moved my book giveaways to my authorly blog, so go over there to take advantage of it!
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