bpdjanedoe:

Some neurotypical: The demons inside my head.. my sick twisted head…I love them…I’m best friends with Lucifer the devil…

Mentally ill people: chill

you can say jared leto it’s okay

lmao when that player was subbed off at the last minute and thomas yelled JUST GOOO

fussballgoth:

omg

unbelievable-facts:

cats may run around after they poop because of an instinct to flee from predators who may have detected the smell.

bigmouthsparesagain:

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

methedras:

this is the best thing i’ve ever made

imnickjamesbitch:

trapcard:

whitelivesdontmatter:

jac5ob:

WHERE’S HIS MOTHER BURIED

“a bit larger than we expected”

they gave birth to Hagrid bye.

This needs answers

lunulata:

raptorific:

lunulata:

I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m already gay” and the person, taken aback, said “Well, that’s… nice.” and I said “It really is. Goodbye.” and just walked into the closest store to escape.

one time I was on my way to a final and this clipboard person was aggressively trying to stand in my way and saying “excuse me sir, can you take just one minute?” and I was like “I’m sorry I’m on my way to a final” and they said “just takes a minute to save a mountain” and I panicked because clearly the truth of why I had to go wasn’t working so I just said the first thing that came to mind which was “Sorry I hate mountains”

This is maybe my favorite response to this post, holy shit.

memeufacturing:

did the aliens from star wars just enjoy that band in the cantina playing the exact same fucking song over and over again or was it a situation like that diner with Whats New Pussycat on repeat