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Alright so we all know that during an advanced potions cause at Hogwarts the students learn about Amortenia. Slughorn had decided that his potions prodigy, Lily Evans would be sure to help out James Potter, who was only taking potions because it was mandatory for an auror. So here we have Lily Evans and James Potter leaning over a finished cauldron of amortenia togethor.
“I can’t smell a damn thing!” – James
“Impossible! I’m 110% sure I got this right.” – Lily
“Well obviously not.” – James
“Well perhaps I could actually to smell something if you didn’t use buckets of conditioner this morning.” – Lily
“I wouldn’t be one to talk, the amount of rose perfume you are wearing is giving me an asthma attack.” – James
They continue like this for ages and the class slowly loses their shit.
That is until Lily realised that she ran out of her rose perfume last week and that James hadn’t showered that morning since Sirius was hogging the bathroom.
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