Dumbledore: Ah, yes, I see Harry Potter’s eleventh birthday is coming up. Since his relatives are Muggles, should we do the customary house visit a week before his birthday?
Minerva: No, Albus, I think I’m just going to fuck that Vernon Dursley up with 500000000 owl letters. *puts on shades and ollies out*
Dumbledore: I’m so glad I hired that woman.
Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points
Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.
a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”
Was lucky enough to see this amazing family cosplay in person (no joke: that is the happiest, chillest baby I have ever met, with parents to match), and hands-down the best part was seeing everyone’s horrified reactions when seemingly-plainclothes-dressed mom got into position.
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
Je me demande si le trajet pour Beauxbâtons se fait tout autant dans le secret que celui pour Hogwarts ou si on est beaucoup trop prétentieux et arrogants pour se cacher, parce que putain les gars, d’la magie quoi merde
Il se fait dans le secret mais comme les cheminots magiques font grève, que la moitié des élèves cherche à frauder à l’entrée et qu’il y a trois licornes sur les voies, bah je pense que ça finit par se répercuter sur le réseau ferré normal.
Ce qui expliquerait pourquoi mon train est resté coincé à 5m de Gare du Nord pendant dix minutes ce matin…
fandom please I implore you all to talk about Dean Thomas more
literally yelling for a red card during a Quidditch match
painting a potter for president banner for his friend HOW CUTE
offering to forge a signature so that same friend could go to the village with the rest of them
actually he paints banners supporting Harry on two separate occasions four years apart
is it weirder that he keeps doing that or that Harry keeps getting himself into situations where he requires banners
good with a quill be still my beating heart the boy is an artist
literally not giving a single fuck that their teacher was a “dangerous half-breed” because he respected the hell out of him as a person and educator
IF YOU MEAN PROFESSOR LUPIN, HE WAS THE BEST WE EVER –
and he grew up as a muggle so he had already been exposed to werewolf folklore and he had every excuse to be afraid or prejudiced and instead decided to judge him on a human level, even without the familiarity the trio etc. had to him
standing up for that same teacher time and time again
including to a ministry official who he just generally gave the sass to anyway
never losing his faith in Harry even when his very best friend in the whole world and approximately 89% of the wizarding community basically thought the bloke was a nutjob
convincing his best mate to join DA
there was a fair bit of an anti-dean sentiment in HBP best to ignore that then
never having any animosity towards his friend for getting together with his ex-girlfriend so soon
completely supporting and defending Harry while on the run because OBVIOUSLY why stop now after seven years of doing literally that at every single opportunity
being completely bemused by but always kind towards Luna
helping to dig the grave on the beach
running out into the final battle without a fucking wand
evidently winning one at some point
everything to do with him and Seamus however you want to view their relationship but frankly I could do a whole other post on that
Waiting for Winter 