
she’s beautiful
i would not touch her waterlmenon
me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started
my brain: you cannot
me: why
my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile
me: i dont see how-
my brain: cannot.
this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”
“Works Sighted”