
Best attacking duo in the world. Can’t even hi 5

if anyone ever asks me why i support bayern i’m just going to send them this
The numbers in the football men’s shirts? That’s their power levels. If a level 79 man collides with a level 36 man, the level 36 man WILL explode
Countertheory:

Press: “Manchester United consider new bid for Bayern striker Thomas Müller”
Me:
Where is my Müller shitpost goal I want this I deserve this.
No I’m sorry you can’t touch Neuer like that his flesh is strong but his heart is tender.
A child screams from the barca room. I guess they’re a smol madrista