Holy cats this trip to a normally low key Asian bakery has been wild I’m having a great time so far:
– a guy that had that stereotypical Barca footballer look lit up like a Christmas tree when he saw me come in
– a white girl leading her white friends on a guided tour with commentary for the blind through the bakery items like it was a Serengeti safari
– slow jams on the radio
– whisper thin red paisley formal shorts(its approximately -5 degrees Celsius outside)
– a guy that looks like a chubby Evan Peters
– two little girls about six years old started fighting in line and one of them laid the other one the fuck outI am looking forward to further excitement.
– a group of teens that looked like if they combined, Voltron-style, they’d form a superwholock tumblr
– an overweight michael cera
– an old white guy (and I mean like white white. plain long sleeved shirt tucked into 501 Levi jeans belt with a cell phone holster white) and a v young pretty Asian girl in just a flimsy short sleeved blouse and a skirt with a slit all the way up(again, it’s like -5 outside). She was hanging all over him and while they took pictures together with her phone she grabbed his ass and nearly grabbed his dick in front of everyone here
I swear i’ve died and gone to peoplewatching heaven.
Waiting for Winter 