Tag: fimsy goes on holiday

“The only time I had a pumpkin pie it wasn’t very nice so that’s why I want you to make one so I can try.”

Yeah fucking awesome thank you for the honour of slogging away in the kitchen making a fucking pie you’ve already said you don’t like so you can let it go to waste. This on top of saying she wants me to make a sweet potato pie as well.

I really seriously hope next year I can just not see anyone for the entire month of December. Family or no just no gifts no holidays no celebrations just isolate myself from the world for that month.

No wait my mistake my fave part is being told how disgusting Americans are and sit there and listen to a meal long rant about how Americans use cutlery wrong and we have shit tasting food because we just shovel it all down like pigs at the trough and therefore don’t notice the flavour.

My fave part of every family outing is sitting there utterly humiliated while everyone else whinges incessantly about every little detail and makes a huge fucking fuss about some local hole in the wall up pigfucker hollow in rural Tennessee not making things the way they are in Britain.