I hope that all the people throwing points at Ukraine to keep Eurovision away from Australia now understand Ted Cruz voters

oiiiioiiii:

eurovision australia 2017:

This is terrible if Australia wins it’s going to send the message that taking it seriously is the way forward.

I hope they let the Australian rep eat now

lavitanuovaa:

I can’t wait till I beat Italy in a Pokemon battle and get her Gym Badge. 

Uh, you realise australia can’t win because no one will fly all the way down there right

pardonmyfrenchputain:

they took the Eurovision Drinking Game and made it into a song

can i vote for the presenters?