America: we wanna watch Eurovision this year
Europe: quICK EVERYONE ACT NORMAL. MAYBE IF WE BORE THEM TO DEATH THEY WON’T WANT TO COME BACK NEXT YEAR
Tag: esc16
hello uwu my name is Germany’s Eurovision song entry and I LUV naruto XDD rawr means I love you in dinosaur
You know that sitcom scene where the boy is waiting for the girl to get ready for the date and her parents bust out the photo albums
eurovision is doing that now
does anyone else feel like Justin got lost and stumbled upon eurovision by accident
Eurovision only cost me one follower! That must be a personal best
3 so far over here
I gained one

EUROVISION HAS BEEN SAVED
WHAAAA?!?!
if they AND Verka show up I may actually die
Husband: Wait, is that it? Is it over?
Me: Yep.
Husband: But they were all really rubbish! And none of them were outrageous in any way!
Me: Yep.
Husband: Where are the Russian grannies?!
12 points to Gandalf and The Master


