therearestories:

But we have still had the pleasure of witnessing

The squat dance from Switzerland 

The naked wolf man from Belarus

Draco Malfoy from Estonia And

This old man who whispered stuff in the mic whilst women danced around her from San Marino

fionaroleplays:

• UK gets points including 12 from Malta
• Australia may win
• Presenters perform better than everyone else
• Justin Timberlake performs
• Germany likes anime too much

WHAT IS GOING ON?????

pacifistea:

eurovision host: may we have your results, please?
voting country: ….
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voting country: (two hours later) GOOD EVENING EUROPE

I hope that all the people throwing points at Ukraine to keep Eurovision away from Australia now understand Ted Cruz voters