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Medical droid: I mean the bad news is we did literally pull him from a volcano so his limbs are pretty fucked and he can’t breathe right but the good news is we reckon we can sort that with a suit and a mask to get him extra oxygen
Palpatine: Okay cool. See while you’re doing that, can you put a voice changer in it?
Medical droid: What
Palpatine: He sounds like a whiny little bitch I need you to make his voice deeper so people will take him seriously
Medical droid: I mean we could try but-
Palpatine: How are you gonna fix his limbs
Medical droid: We thought standard prosthetics would-
Palpatine: Make him 7 feet tall
Medical droid: …right
Palpatine: Give him a cape

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I will never get over the way Vader was checking if Obi Wan is really dead

“what the fu-what is this? How, what, this is not ok! So what, when I do it, he gets to fade out of thin air but when HE does it to me, I have to wear a walking iron lung for the rest of my life? I can’t pee without going through 5 layers of painful decontamination, and this motherfucker is just GONE???“

when you’ve waited decades for the most unsatisfying revenge in the galaxy

After all the shit obi wan has put up with anakin, he wouldn’t let him have the satisfaction.

Just to rub extra salt into the wound, Obi-wan even managed to drop his robe one last time.

i think you mean “to rub extra sand into the wound”