Gosh, I hope it’s not too geeky, but I wrote you a poem:
Noooo ooooooone’s thick like Anon Such a dick like Anon Goes ’round spewing misogynist shit like Anon As a specimen yes he’s exasperating, Oi, what a fuckboy– That Anon!
Step 1: buy dogwhistle
Step 2: blow dogwhistle near a lot of people
Possible outcome 1: Somebody comes close to you or asks what that sound was. You’ve found the werewolf.
Possible outcome 2: no werewolves but dogs come to you and you can pet dogs!! Who doesnt like to pet dogs????
Waiting for Winter 