#his arrival was foretold in the ancient murals

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

isitthattimealready:

today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just

why is this so funny i almost pissed myself laughing for the better part of 5 minutes

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

these

are

the

best

movies

ever

The TOS Star Trek Crew as Children I Have Taught This Year

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

sofluffygonnadieeee:

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

Jim: The preschooler who takes off his pants at random intervals, and has to be no more than 4 inches away from your face when he talks to you.

Spock: The first-grader who didn’t believe me when I told her how old I was, and told me that I needed to “check again”.

Bones: The kindergartner who would draw on themselves with red marker, and then demand a Hello Kitty Bandaid.

Uhura: The kindergartner who tried to eat a strawberry key-chain.

Scotty: The

kindergartner who has an unhealthy obsession with the light-switch

Sulu: The first-grader who is AGGRESSIVELY bad at ‘Simon-says’

Chekov: The preschooler who cried when I offered him a sticker, and then tried to take one out of my bag later.

this post makes me keep.. thinking about enterprise kindergarten

@sofluffygonnadieeee you are so amazing and spock’s lil baby bowlcut gives me life