cedricdigory:

u guys i literally want a female remake of every movie ever, every single film that men hold dear, every single fucking motion picture that men nut over, i want it to be remade and be female lead.

die hard starring angelina jolie, fight club starring kristen stewart and saiorse ronan, pulp fiction starring jodie foster and viola davis, the godfather with meryl streep, dirty harry starring cate blanchett, american psycho starring margot robbie, training day with laverne cox and alicia vikander, james bond with gillian anderson, i want them all!!!!!!

salparadisewasright:

bottlecapmermaid:

WHY IN CHRIST’S NAME IS TUMBLR MAKING SOUNDS WHENEVER I GET A NOTIFICATION AND ALSO WHY IS IT PLAYING UNAUTHORIZED AUDIO WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS

@salparadisewasright YOU HAD THIS PROBLEM RIGHT HOW DID YOU KILL IT

All I could do was hit the mute button on the tab (I’m in Firefox). No freaking clue where the audio was coming from.

The audio(in my case) is from promoted posts (aka ads from corporate tumblr accounts) like one that keeps plaguing me about fake mums playing with nappies to test their absorbency(as if mums of nappy-age children have nothing better to do). The weird thing is I can’t seem to actually find the post in question to turn off the audio or pause the video.

I find that unmuting any random video or vine shuts it up. Luckily, my feed is peppered with enough videos that a solution is always close at hand.

ligfyrrefur:

welcometomynebular:

umbralillium:

lainathiel:

darquingdragon:

meaganfanart:

theletter27:

dimir-guildmage:

perpetualundead:

autisticnarset:

mimkana:

logicalabsurdity:

lily-sinful:

titaniumvulpes:

lily-sinful:

hoe–dameron:

epicukulelesolo:

Neko atsume and tf2 hehehe

I love this post because basically all the tags are Neko Atsume paired with something violent

skyrim and morrowind

um.

does this mean they average out to oblivion? because that would make me sad

No way it definitely averages out to Skywind

aw sweet, that’s much better!

pokemon go and slitherlink. well then.

Pokemon Go and classic Doom… Uh oh.

C&C: Yuri’s Revenge and Hearthstone

so either a command and conquer card game or just

warcraft

Skyrim and Pokémon Go. Lit.

Pokémon Go and Overwatch

FPS pokemon? Ummm yes plz!

Wildstar and Bioshock: Infinite? 

Overwatch and World of Warcraft so… the original MMO that turned into what Overwatch is now…….

World of Warcraft and Guild Wars 2. WoW with GW2 combat system? Could be interesting. The character customization would be fantastic.

Avengers Academy and World of Warcraft. Soooo, an MMO version of MCU?

Same as Laina and I’m 1000000% down with that

Pokemon Go and Persona 3. Um. Okay?!

Yakuza 4 and Odin Sphere Leifthrasir. Interesting. 😀

Pokemon Go and Ticket To Ride

clan-vanadium:

open-plan-infinity:

twentyonelizards:

fihli:

poseidhn:

steveogers:

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

  • also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
  • and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

  • can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

And the Ultimate Combo™ of caps and trademark symbols