Waiting for Winter

deanlovestaylorswift:

#they look like they’re a couple on some pretentious hgtv home makeover show

thatdudeemu:

Put this in the history books

i am so offended someone is hoarding the url cocktober

eatingisfab:

reblog if you feel shit about everything in your life but you’re still trying hard to be positive.

meterapix:

SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

voxantiqua:

#an appropriate reaction to history

i need to know if there is a porn blog taking advantage of the amazing pun ‘Cocktober’ and if not can I get in on this untapped market niche

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vinegod:

THIS IS AN OLD VIDEO BUT ITS THE MOST BRITISH REACTION EVER AND I CANT STOP LAUGHIMG by less based hamdi

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g-ho-fosho:

winter-0f-discontent:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

parrots are great yeah but why can’t there be parrot-sized dragons that you can pet that sit on your shoulder and breathe little streams of fire

that sounds legitimately terrifying actually

But can you imagine?

A giant parrot swoops over a town, lands on the buildings, and screeches out, in a booming voice “Peanut butter”.

Imagine Dragon Parrots