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October is imminent! Here’s a kind of Halloween-themed illustration to celebrate the spooky season.
I can’t believe October is almost Octover
stop making touch screen phones bigger 2015
my hands are too small for them please stop
not to mention they won’t fit in most women’s pockets anymore
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
text posts….site layout…bug fixes….blacklist…. long ago, these tumblr features functioned together in harmony. then everything changed when the tumblr staff attacked. only the x-kit guy, master of everything on this fucking website, could stop them. but when users needed him most, he vanished
because y’all fucking drove him away and now we suffer for our sins
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
BUT THEN
NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS

















