When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”
I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know
Just wanted you guys to know I’m going as a Slytherin chav for CONjuration.
me: mom i can’t go to school the stress is bad for the baby
mom: what baby?
me: me
I love the Putin stans that pop up whenever there’s a Russian article.
“Putin is a man of the people”
I mean, he’s probably richer than Cameron, Merkel, Obama, and Hollande put together but whatever.
“How many Western leaders do all the photoshoots he does?”
That’s not their job for a start. It’s literal propaganda.
“At least he’s not a war criminal like the U.S. leaders”
Because those invasions of Ukraine and Georgia were sanctioned by the UN???
A quick little comic for class. (I am a plant witch.)
this did not go where i expected and i love it
Is this how they make Gatorade commercials
here we see a wild bass player in it’s natural habitat, sleeping soundly in its cocoon
I literally did use to use my bass case as a blanket though
yeah i would do this all the time, its so warm and safe in there.
Tried in my bass (clarinet) case. 0/10 would not recommend
I slept inside of a speaker once. When I woke up I couldn’t get out because the speaker was pushed against the wall and our bari sax player who was like twice my weight was sitting on it.
So that’s how I got stuck in a speaker trying to steal a quick nap.
Waiting for Winter 