You can be depressed and not feel sad or blue. Depression can also be a haze of sleepiness, distractedness/obsessiveness cycles, and a twinge of irritability that can be hard to recognize because you might already be a “fiery” person. It can feel like a lazy Sunday that keeps imposing itself for weeks or months.
I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.
He didn’t know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.
Bold the ones that apply to you.
your shirt is either blue or white. you would rather lie and not get caught than tell the truth and get caught you hate when people show off. you’ve dated an alex. you woke up before 10 am this morning. the color blue looks better on you than yellow. it’s rained today. your school’s name begins with a n. when you were little you would play in a sandbox.
you know a maria. you don’t have a barn at your house. you’ve never had to wear a gas mask. you know at least 2 people named kevin. you hate chocolate. you don’t understand how money works in another country besides your own. you are one of those people who are afraid of clowns. it’s past 2:46 pm. you don’t ever wear skirts. you’ve eaten a sucker within the past week. you’ve kissed someone whose name began with a, v, b or r.(thanks to Brad the Drug Dealer. It was real, dude.) you hate when people say “i’m a unicorn!” you’ve seen a koala before. you like the name jonathan. (<3) your favorite colour of balloon is orange. the color of your tv remote is mostly white. (It’s a projector, but same thing really) you spend most of your time in your bedroom. when you get a new song on your ipod you listen to it over and over again. you’ve never been to the beach. you have over 345 songs on your music device. you’ve written your name in the sand multiple times. you laughed hard today. you wore shorts today. the color of shoes you wore yesterday were white. you started dating someone on the 5th of some month. (never on a 5th) you’ve been in a private jet. you’ve carved your name in a tree. you can’t play the guitar. you currently hear a katy perry song playing. whenever you order ice cream, you always get the same kind. you grew up in a small town. you haven’t cried in a long time. your favorite song is in the top played songs on your music device. the color of your dream car is red. (no, but my current car is red) the person you like was born in jan, july, aug or dec. you want to take a nap. your smile is your favorite thing about yourself. you’ve been to a coldplay concert. you spell ketchup like catsup. you’ve had the same phone for about a year now. (Longer, actually. About 2.5 years) you’re listening to your favorite song right now. your hair is longer than your shoulders. you could never be a doctor, fire fighter or cop. you miss someone right now. you like silver jewelry more than gold. your favorite hoodie is red. your last name begins with a p, f or g. you’ve been to one of these: houston, tx, cleveland, oh or new york city.(i’ve been to NYC for an overnight layover) you don’t have a swimsuit yet for the summer.(i have the same swimsuit that i’ve had since i was 23) you have more than $60 in your wallet. you have about 1 or 2 pops/sodas a day. you’ve been to the cheesecake factory. you don’t know what you’re having for dinner. you’re currently eating candy. you like curly hair on yourself better. you’re terrified of thunderstorms. you like cottage cheese you hate mayonnaise. you listen to music when you’re mad. you don’t own a pair of yellow socks. you like the red powerade. you hate trix cereal or yogurt. you didn’t wake up last night in the middle of the night. you’ve had a pet fish that was blue. (His name was Son, and he was a betta) you’re wearing a long sleeved shirt right now. you like jason derulo. you’ve danced on top of a table before. you’re a fast runner. you wish you could redecorate your bedroom. you’ve learned a lot from your past relationships. your best friend’s name is elise. you can’t stand it when people don’t use smiley faces in texts. the roof of your house is black. the homepage on your computer is something other than facebook. you were born in feb, mar, apr, aug or nov.
i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”
Congratulations. You’re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I’m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you’re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I’m not saying that you’re not allowed to be scornful I’m just saying expect it and don’t be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.
why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B
Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.
Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A “TRAGIC PAST” OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON’T GET BULLIED IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.
also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it’s ever been.
To conclude
i’m obligated to reblog the Critical Whale
The dining hall at camp had some top notch mural art.
Waiting for Winter 