livelypacific:

hazyaugust:

“sex is great” but have u ever 

  • cracked your back and it feels like sleeping on clouds
  • heard that one chord in a song that just resonates with your soul
  • bit into pizza and it doesnt burn your tongue its just warm and yummy
  • drunk some hot chocolate and the marshmallows have melted perfectly
  • tucked a lock of hair behind your ear and it stays
  • breathed in deeply and then exhaled and felt that everything was ok
  • had someone lean their head on your shoulder absentmindedly
  • made your friend giggle
  • realized you had all the ingredients and time for your favorite food
  • gotten into bed, felt like you’re floating, and fallen asleep immediately

wow reading this makes me realize how much more appreciative I should be

fimbulvetr-now:

fimbulvetr-now:

fimbulvetr-now:

Alright so here’s the deal: I have a lot of books. A lot a lot of books. And now it looks fairly certain that we’ll be moving back to England when our lease is up at the end of January. PANIC MODE IS OFFICIALLY INITIATED.

What does this have to do with you? Well, it means I currently have a lot of books that need to go! So I’m having a book giveaway because this is better than giving them back to the thrift shops. Wanted to try a book out but couldn’t afford it? Now’s your chance! Want to try something entirely different? What an opportunity! Don’t have enough books? Of course you fucking don’t! Have enough books? Don’t fucking lie!

I will ship this shit pretty much anywhere. If you have any questions about whether or not I’ll ship to whatever rock you live under, just feel free to ask!

Rules:

  1. You gotta be following me. I ain’t quite that charitable that I’ll give away shit to strangers, y’see.
  2. Likes do not count. Only reblogs count.
  3. Multiple reblogs are allowed; I will literally never turn down extra exposure to more people I can irritate.
  4. Deadline is 11:59pm EST on 7 December, 2015. Reblogs after that receive only my appreciation, not my consideration.
  5. Three (3) randomly selected winners will be announced by no later than 5:00pm EST 10 December, 2015. You’ll be tagged in the announcement post, so make sure to check on that shit.
  6. I am only giving away books. Don’t ask for any of the props in the pictures cause that’s all they are.
  7. Don’t like how I categorised the books? Great! Send me an ask and tell me how far I had my head up my ass! They will be answered publicly.

Prizes:

  • First Prize – Four (4) books of your choice. You get first pick.
  • Second Prize – Three (3) books of your choice. You get to choose after the first winner.
  • Third Prize – Two (2) books of your choice. You choose from what’s left over.

The Books:

That Really Happened! (Nonfiction):

  1. In The Beginning…Was The Command Line, by Neal Stephenson
  2. The Confessions of St Augustine
  3. Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed, by Jared Diamond
  4. Knuckle Sandwich, by Jason Peacock
  5. Enough is Enough, Get Control of Your Stuff!, by Wendy Ellin
  6. A Short History of Nearly Everything, by Bill Bryson
  7. I’m A Stranger Here Myself, by Bill Bryson

For the Kid in All of Us (YA/Children’s):

  1. Holes, by Louis Sachar
  2. A Wrinkle In Time, by Madeleine L’Engle
  3. Be An Interplanatary Spy: Red Rocket, by Seth McEvoy
  4. Hatchet, by Gary Paulsen
  5. Holes, by Louis Sachar
  6. The Outsiders, by S.E. Hinton
  7. Mr Funderburk Meets 5A, by Terry Markoff
  8. Thieves of the Flame, by Audrey Schied
  9. project e.d.e.n., by B Mauritz

Famous Dead White Guys…and one really good African author!
(The Classics/School Summer Reading List):

  1. The Scarlet Letter, by Nathaniel Hawthorne
  2. Julius Caesar, by Shakespeare
  3. The Old Man and the Sea, by Ernest Hemingway
  4. Things Fall Apart, by Chinua Achebe

All Others:

  1. The Old Dog Barks Backwards, by Ogden Nash
  2. Jack & Jill, by James Patterson
  3. Naked Pictures of Famous People, by Jon Stewart
  4. The Green Mile, by Stephen King

guys please i am literally trying to give you free shit work with me here

Y’all got one more day to get your reblogs in. These are real actual books, that really exist, and people have received lovely books from me before. C’mon there’s really no catch I just don’t want these to get destroyed in a thrift shop and desperately need to get rid of them.

tic tock mfers

Got my life semi-planned out, book wise, until the time period where I foresee moving usurping a large chunk of my down time.

The schedule goes as follows:

1. Mr. Funderburk Meets 5A, by Terry Markoff
Done by 30 June

2. Thieves of the Flame, by Audrey Scheid
Done by 5 July

3. Project E.D.E.N., by B. Mauritz
Done by 14 July

4. Pie Girls, by Lauren Clark
Done by 30 July

5. Lady Chatterley’s Lover, by D.H. Lawrence
Done by 9 August

6. As I Lay Dying, by William Faulkner
Done by 20 August

7. God Bless You, Mr Rosewater, by Kurt Vonnegut
Done by 15 September

8. Naked Pictures of Famous People, by Jon Stewart
Done by 21 September

9. An East End Farewell, by Yvette Venables
Done by 17 December

10. Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk, by David Sedaris
Done by 19 December

11. Here on Earth, by Alice Hoffman
Done by 24 December

12. Hiroshima, by John Hersey
Done by 27 December

13. Will Grayson, Meet Will Grayson, by John Green & David Levithan
Done by 1 January

14. Sleeping Murder, by Agatha Christie
Done by 4 January

15. Notes From A Small Island, by Bill Bryson
Done by 9 January

16. Iron Promises, by C.S. Marks
Done by 11 January

17. Void, by Rhiannon Lassiter
Done by 11 January

18. Fallen Embers, by C.S. Marks
Done by 12 January

19. The Fire King, by C.S. Marks
Done by 13 January

20. Shadow-Man, by C.S. Marks
Done by 15 January

21. Nine Stories, by J.D. Salinger
Done by 18 January

22. The Bell Jar, by Sylvia Plath
Done by 22 January

23. Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea, by Chelsea Handler
Done by 26 January

24. The Hound of the Baskervilles, by Arthur Conan Doyle
Done by 29 January

25. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, by John Berendt
Done by 4 February

26. The Lovely Bones, by Alice Sebold
Done by 9 February

27. I’m Not A Serial Killer, by Dan Wells
Done by 13 February

28. Angel on the Square, by Gloria Whelan
Done by 17 February

29. The Brasspounder, by D.G. Sanders
Done by 19 February

30. One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, by Ken Kesey
Done by 24 February

This excludes that somewhere in there I read The Grey Bastards, by Jonathan French. It was awesome, and he’s awesome. Consider picking it up some time.

fimbulvetr-now:

fimbulvetr-now:

Alright so here’s the deal: I have a lot of books. A lot a lot of books. And now it looks fairly certain that we’ll be moving back to England when our lease is up at the end of January. PANIC MODE IS OFFICIALLY INITIATED.

What does this have to do with you? Well, it means I currently have a lot of books that need to go! So I’m having a book giveaway because this is better than giving them back to the thrift shops. Wanted to try a book out but couldn’t afford it? Now’s your chance! Want to try something entirely different? What an opportunity! Don’t have enough books? Of course you fucking don’t! Have enough books? Don’t fucking lie!

I will ship this shit pretty much anywhere. If you have any questions about whether or not I’ll ship to whatever rock you live under, just feel free to ask!

Rules:

  1. You gotta be following me. I ain’t quite that charitable that I’ll give away shit to strangers, y’see.
  2. Likes do not count. Only reblogs count.
  3. Multiple reblogs are allowed; I will literally never turn down extra exposure to more people I can irritate.
  4. Deadline is 11:59pm EST on 7 December, 2015. Reblogs after that receive only my appreciation, not my consideration.
  5. Three (3) randomly selected winners will be announced by no later than 5:00pm EST 10 December, 2015. You’ll be tagged in the announcement post, so make sure to check on that shit.
  6. I am only giving away books. Don’t ask for any of the props in the pictures cause that’s all they are.
  7. Don’t like how I categorised the books? Great! Send me an ask and tell me how far I had my head up my ass! They will be answered publicly.

Prizes:

  • First Prize – Four (4) books of your choice. You get first pick.
  • Second Prize – Three (3) books of your choice. You get to choose after the first winner.
  • Third Prize – Two (2) books of your choice. You choose from what’s left over.

The Books:

That Really Happened! (Nonfiction):

  1. In The Beginning…Was The Command Line, by Neal Stephenson
  2. The Confessions of St Augustine
  3. Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed, by Jared Diamond
  4. Knuckle Sandwich, by Jason Peacock
  5. Enough is Enough, Get Control of Your Stuff!, by Wendy Ellin
  6. A Short History of Nearly Everything, by Bill Bryson
  7. I’m A Stranger Here Myself, by Bill Bryson

For the Kid in All of Us (YA/Children’s):

  1. Holes, by Louis Sachar
  2. A Wrinkle In Time, by Madeleine L’Engle
  3. Be An Interplanatary Spy: Red Rocket, by Seth McEvoy
  4. Hatchet, by Gary Paulsen
  5. Holes, by Louis Sachar
  6. The Outsiders, by S.E. Hinton
  7. Mr Funderburk Meets 5A, by Terry Markoff
  8. Thieves of the Flame, by Audrey Schied
  9. project e.d.e.n., by B Mauritz

Famous Dead White Guys…and one really good African author!
(The Classics/School Summer Reading List):

  1. The Scarlet Letter, by Nathaniel Hawthorne
  2. Julius Caesar, by Shakespeare
  3. The Old Man and the Sea, by Ernest Hemingway
  4. Things Fall Apart, by Chinua Achebe

All Others:

  1. The Old Dog Barks Backwards, by Ogden Nash
  2. Jack & Jill, by James Patterson
  3. Naked Pictures of Famous People, by Jon Stewart
  4. The Green Mile, by Stephen King

guys please i am literally trying to give you free shit work with me here

Y’all got one more day to get your reblogs in. These are real actual books, that really exist, and people have received lovely books from me before. C’mon there’s really no catch I just don’t want these to get destroyed in a thrift shop and desperately need to get rid of them.