If you were given your life again, what would you do differently?

1. Not insult Jessica
2. Tell on my cousin
3. DON’T LOSE STUFFY
4. Take better care of that rabbit
5. Buy stocks when offered the chance at eleven
6. Walk back inside and call an ambulance
7. Just pack them up instead of burning them ffs
8. Learn to sight-read
9. Ignore Simon
10. Take the train to Berwick instead of the plane to Atlanta

This was a lot more philosophical in my head, but I think those are all the mistakes that keep me up at night. I’d be happy to expand on most of those.

Thanks! This was appropriately deep for my birthday.

Bee tee dubs I’m gorgeous

Bleached and coloured. Happy birthday to me!!

wsswatson:

until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa

“Holiday event? Why doesn’t someone grow some balls and call it Christmas?"

That flea market trip may have salvaged this holiday. $20 spent!

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

“The only time I had a pumpkin pie it wasn’t very nice so that’s why I want you to make one so I can try.”

Yeah fucking awesome thank you for the honour of slogging away in the kitchen making a fucking pie you’ve already said you don’t like so you can let it go to waste. This on top of saying she wants me to make a sweet potato pie as well.

I really seriously hope next year I can just not see anyone for the entire month of December. Family or no just no gifts no holidays no celebrations just isolate myself from the world for that month.

skullxcrusher:

nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia. grieve. reflect. move on.

If they ever stop bitching about the room quality at this hotel I’ll just have to assume they’re dead.