pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

sexysyntacticiancostume:

pro-gay:

sexysyntacticiancostume:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

he woke up and retrieved his paw

you Used him

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

their cause is gaining numbers

this is a revolution

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

we are….defeated.

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.

blame-my-muses:

bloodstainbowbarnacle:

coneycat:

comeon-letsgoandplay:

But now you recall!

Look! Look!

They loves to play!

Rawr!

Their head is just one giant ball of floof!

I can’t even

How do they live? Being so cuTE??

Ugh!!

This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.

For anyone who needs this.

@rorleuaisen

i really really needed this today

thank you

sd–doomsday:

alright I’ve got a One Free Kinkshame pass that expires this week so I’m gonna go ahead and use it in response to some fairly surreal undertale porn i just saw: who the FUCK is whippin their dripper to skeletons with butt plugs crammed into their tail bones. i mean i know this is The Internet and all but i am at a loss. they’re bones, my dudes. you wanna stick your dick in some bones? you gonna stick your dick in some gotdamn bones? bones can’t feel, pal buddy. I’m sorry. they Can’t. butt plugs don’t work on bones. thats like plugging your HDMI cable into your electric toothbrush. its feasible but nothing is gonna happen, i promise. all i can imagine is what that would sound like. you shove some vibrating bullshit up into some bones and its just gonna be CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK. gonna sound like all your grandma’s hanging lawn ornaments in a hurricane. you wanna fuck your grandma’s lawn ornaments? you wanna shove a butt plug in your grandma’s butterfly windsock and play your fiddle to it you piece of shit? Unbelievable

speutschlish:

~~(I realized it’s actually January 1st in most of the world, therefore I should post this now as opposed to on my January 1st like I did last year!)~~

It goes like this y’all:

Choose your level

Complete the prompt appropriate for your level

Post & tag with #APNY2016 + #language(s)youpostedin

Search the tags to help correct others that post in a language you know!

Also remember:

We have a FB group

There are prizes for participating for English & Spanish learners definitely, and possibly more languages (gotta get people to work with me on that)

#APNY 2016 Day 1

Beginner: Choose two words to describe your 2015 (noun + adjective)

Intermediate: Choose two words to describe your 2015 (noun + adjective) and explain why you chose these words!

Advanced: Recall situation or a moment that defined your 2015 year & tell us about it!

¡Buena suerte people!

Okay, I’m going to try and get this in while trying to drown out my drunk mother’s attempt at intelligent political discussion so I can go to bed.

I’ll do beginner level because holy shit get me out of this.

German: Bitteren Gemütlichkeit

I fully intend to ramp this up but until I can get rid of my guests and can clear my head I’m probably just gonna stick with beginner level stuff. Maybe I’ll come back and edit these to include more levels.