‘childhood is when you idolize Batman adulthood is when you realize that the Joker makes more sense’ – this is the most Reddit thing I’ve read all day.
y’know i think earth is excluded from the galactic community because we’re not a single biome planet with one unified government and a singular monolithic culture easily definable by one or two traits that hasn’t changed in a couple thousand years
well for the last one…violent and short-sighted.
I think I can quit now. I’ve learned everything I need to succeed in a foreign country.
BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF. BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE LONG BUBBLE BATHS. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS. VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION
im just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thank u
YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THAT’S YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY
Waiting for Winter 