He’s teething and loves hands.
this is probably one of the most magnificent things a human being could ever experience. Look at this giant baby and his terror claws.

This is the savings cat. Reblog so u can save up and pay ur bills like the responsible egg they know u can be
I like savings cat better than money cat tbh
the only true unproblematic fave

both, they’re lesbians on honeymoon and red wife is so happy she’s serenading. they love each other so much
Apparently you’re going to get run over by a train on Valentine’s Day
Good.

Should tea ever be consumed with the bag still in the cup?
his-name-was-writ-in-water-deac:
I’ve known some people who do that. I don’t see why you’d want to – it would overpower all the other flavours and render the whole practice of making tea rather futile.
not to mention, how do you keep from getting tea bagged in the face every time you tilt the cup
Queen of the Vampires and the Princess of Candy.
Shoot me a message if you’d like to order prints!

This is maybe the saddest thing ever.
Oh my god
Moët & Chandon sorbet
I joined a dating site because my romantic life couldn’t get any more fucking tragic but apparently I VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED MY POTENTIAL FOR TRAGEDY
Please document the scum of the dating pond you’re trawling. I live for blogs that drag bad dating profiles/pick up lines.


