FACTS!
Oms b that nigga trippin
Terrible! !!
THIS IS INCREDIBLE
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Blue is fuckin’ tight.
Well he’s got a point there.
“Why are making those blue, dude?”
“‘Cause blue is fucking tight.”
“Oh.”
The pause
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I should make my millions selling toilet paper with Trump quotes printed on it.
today my professor shortened the term “significant others” to “signifs” reblog to make signif the new gender neutral term for the person you’re dating
wedding rings are now signif rigns
working in retail is so fucking crazy. it’s like an alternate universe. one time, I was scanning some deli cheese and the customer said, “that’s on sale for however much” and I said, “oh yeah that’s a good deal deli stuff can be expensive” then he says, “it’s for my friend. do you want to meet me friend?” and at this point I’m fuckign terrified and he OPENS his JACKET and sitting in the inside pocket is a TINY DOG
Waiting for Winter 