today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

5goals9minutes:

i love playing köln just for their mascot

lmao that’s what you think

Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of a different sex: I’m not straight, I’m bisexual
Gay community: you’re only saying that because you want to be a part of the Gay Club, you don’t belong with us, you’re basically just a straight person anyway
Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of the same sex: I’m not gay I’m bisexual
Gay community: why do you feel the need to clarify that? You just want to be one of the straight people, you just want to reassure them that you’re Not That Gay, you don’t belong with us

crablouse:

steveman-art:

double-shot-in-the-dark:

wearebarbarian:

spookshowvixens:

Seems like a perfectly legit message to me!

Do it.

@spooky-ceetee, @sheshaventures

the-skeleton-queen:

wonderful-disney-recpies:

Aladdin – Aladdin Bread Loaf

“Mama Mia.” – Aladdin

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

1 loaf of bread

HOW TO MAKE IT

Steal it from the store

Follow for more magical Disney Recipes!

enveniya:

I am one with the wind and sky.

Here’s Elsa, in full control of her powers, turning summer into winter.

I made some really minor changes to her costume, because I love slashed sleeves and I’m 92% sure my previous life was a Renaissance lady-in-waiting.

Elsa is the third female character in my Disney Women series. Hope you enjoy looking!

Hunchback of Notre Dame pitch meeting

neilnevins:

“I’m talking SEXUAL LUST. I’m talking GENOCIDE. I’m talking heavy RELIGIOUS OVERTONES. also there’s gonna be a George Costanza gargoyle for the kiddos”

FYI I was super cute today