funeral-wreath:

Facebook at the moment is composed of: engagement photos; wedding photos; photos of men and women either getting engaged or getting married (for who can tell the difference?); photos of baby scans; photos of newborn babies; millennial Evangelicals; the one young lady who posts only Bible quotes and photos of other people’s babies; men and women having cocktails together; photos of babies who are not babies any more but toddlers; mums buying new prams and getting very excited about it; more engagement photos; mums sharing slightly pixelated photos with quotes like ‘Raise your son to be a gentleman. Raise your daughter to expect nothing less’; why not have one more wedding photo just for luck. And babies.

You forgot the minion memes. And the pyramid schemes. Lots of those amongst my feed’s babies and weddings.