During the last two weeks or so(in no particular order):

• Interrupted a drug deal to throw out some trash
• Drug buyers asked if my neighbor and I were on a date…at the dumpster
• I locked my keys in my car in the middle of Bumfucker Nowhere on a Sunday afternoon
• I’ve had more disappointingly lukewarm showers than I ever wanted in my entire life
• The heating in my car broke
• Got locked out of the house I was supposed to be tending for someone who’s out of town
• And subsequently spent the night at a slummy hotel with a night attendant who wanted to take a selfie with me
• I spent half a day sitting on the curb in a McDonald’s parking lot with no car
• Found a friend’s lost cat by tracking its pawprints in the mud for two and a half hours…at one in the morning
• Explained my visa situation and why I don’t know when I’m leaving the country approximately 230948203948203 times
• Had the worst pretzel of my life
• Randomly ran into a friend I hadn’t seen in close to six years

So that’s what I’ve been doing instead of reblogging crap on here. But on the plus side, I’ve had extremely little to no ennui or depressive moods to speak of!