Holy cats this trip to a normally low key Asian bakery has been wild I’m having a great time so far:

– a guy that had that stereotypical Barca footballer look lit up like a Christmas tree when he saw me come in
– a white girl leading her white friends on a guided tour with commentary for the blind through the bakery items like it was a Serengeti safari
– slow jams on the radio
– whisper thin red paisley formal shorts(its approximately -5 degrees Celsius outside)
– a guy that looks like a chubby Evan Peters
– two little girls about six years old started fighting in line and one of them laid the other one the fuck out

I am looking forward to further excitement.