“The only time I had a pumpkin pie it wasn’t very nice so that’s why I want you to make one so I can try.”

Yeah fucking awesome thank you for the honour of slogging away in the kitchen making a fucking pie you’ve already said you don’t like so you can let it go to waste. This on top of saying she wants me to make a sweet potato pie as well.

I really seriously hope next year I can just not see anyone for the entire month of December. Family or no just no gifts no holidays no celebrations just isolate myself from the world for that month.