dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

ditto for basic chores like how to load a dishwasher, do a load of laundry, or that one of those under the rim things is not enough to keep your toilet clean.